Honey badger doesn’t give a shit if
He has to wait 4 hours for me to get ready I’m bloated, cramping, whining, he says I’m gorgeous and he’s lucky. My legs are prickly. I make devil jokes since he’s Christian. I pinch his butt with my toes while he’s trying to sleep. I’m the luckiest. (:
When a girl gets a dick pic.
Dudes think their reaction is like this:
But really it’s like this:















